The Murder...

Agent Henry Cooper, a now retired SI:7 agent lies on his couch reading a book with the help of his reading glasses. He is an aged man, the scars on his face shows his experience as a past agent. Being sixty-three years old he is an terrific shape. He turns a page and continues to read. After a few more minutes of reading Cooper puts the book down and picks up what appears to be a newspaper. The front page is entitled:
BRONZESTAFF NEWS

He turns the page and his eyes narrow as he looks at a small article to the top right corner titled:
Lady Zaza Busted

He begins to read the article.
"Lady Zaza, a notorious criminal known for controlling many prostitution rackets across southern Eastern Kingdoms, was arrested right here in Stormwind. To be exact, the Mage Quaters. Several Stormwind guards along with two Stormwind investigators caught Lady Zaza along with several other prostitutes committing acts such as adultery. That is just one crime they were caught doing. It is nice to know Lady Zaza is captured and Stormwind will not have to deal with her ever aga-

Cooper lets out a small sigh and puts the paper down back on the table.
Cooper: Best sex I ever had was from her...
Cooper gets up from his couch and goes over to the corner of his room. He pours some scotch into a small glass and begins to drink it. He quickly finishes it and begins to pour another. He then proceeds back to his couch. Before sitting his door is kicked open. Standing there is a shadowy figure, it appears to be a human male.
Cooper: Hmph. Had to come when I was retired didn't ya?

Cooper throws his glass of scotch at the man. The man ducks and dodges it. Cooper runs to the corner where his scotch is. He quickly pulls out a pistol beneath the table and turns back to where the man was. He sees nothing. He quickly looks around to see where the man was, pistol ready. The shadowy figure appears behind him. He kicks Cooper behind his left knee, then grabs the pistol hand and twists it, forcing Cooper to drop it. He then throws Cooper across the room, Cooper slams into his marble floor head first. The figure walks slowly toward the retired SI:7 agent, Cooper quickly stands and throws a right uppercut at the mysterious attacker, the man moves his head back and throws a left hook which lands right across Cooper's face. The attacker then grabs the back of his head and slams it into his right knee multiple times. Then he backs up and leans back throwing a roundhouse kick which lands on Cooper's face. Cooper falls to the floor, beaten nearly to a pulp. The attacker picks Cooper up and looks toward a window which has a view of Stormwind City behind it. The attacker charges forward and throws Cooper out of the window. Sir Henry Cooper falls to his death...

((What a douche.))

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