Hi, I'm a Rogue.

I'm that guy in the corner, sitting in stealth waiting for you to charge the mobs.

I rarely say anything, and definitely do NOT greet the group with "Hi!", or "Hello!". Because I'm too cool for that, showing any enthusiasm is against my very nature, I'd rather look suave, professional and cool, because I'm just too cool for you.

I pull the most DPS in your group, and I never brag about it. On the rare occasion that I pull threat while listening to Royce Da 5'9", I immediately Vanish before getting hit, because my reaction time is Peak Human.

I'm that guy you see in Tol Barad specced Mutilate and in full PvE gear.

I'm that guy you chose to attack. I'm that guy that came back 30 seconds later after Shadowmeldin' to kill you.

And your 3 friends.

I'm that guy.

Or would be, if you ever leveled your toons.

*Waves around his new Epic RP sword*

Hey Ai and Mult get online I want to make out with you.

Multack wrote: specced Mutilate

What.

Ask the guy who actually wrote the post.

Oh, I was banned from the WoW forums for a day for saying "cool story bro". What the hell?

Lolul. There's a moron out there that made that? I just thought that you were being silly typing that up.

But omg, that's even better.

You got banned for a day for telling him "cool story bro" for that seriously dumb post? FFFF. I would've just high-fived you for it. XD

Mhm.